Good Night Quotes For Office Girlfriend

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Good Night Quotes For Office Girlfriend:

Season 2 - Episode 22

"Casino Night"

Written by Steve Carell

Directed by Ken Kwapis

Michael: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.

Jim: Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?


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Dwight: I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.

Pam: It's a nice tux.

Dwight: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.

Roy: So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.

Pam: Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.

Dwight: Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.

Jim: I can always kind of win at roulette.

Dwight: Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.

Jim: Yeah.

Dwight: How would you do that?

Jim: Mind control.

Dwight: [laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious?

Jim: Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.

Dwight: I don't believe you. Continue.

Jim: It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.

Dwight: [scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.

Jim: Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene]

Dwight: Oh, my God.

Michael: I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.

Jan: [on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.

Michael: Top 80 percent!

Jan: Michael?

Michael: Yeah?

Jan: You know that I'm very serious here.

Michael: Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!

Jan: What?

Michael: Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here. 

Jan: I thought that you were their fearless leader.

Michael: I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.

Jan: [laughs] I think you can handle it. 

Michael: Oh, come on. Come on.

Jan: I think so, Michael...

Michael: You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.

Jan: Goodbye, Michael.

Michael: Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day. 

Michael: Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.

Oscar: Again? We do that every year.

Michael: Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.

Oscar: It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.

Michael: Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.

Dwight: Yes!

Michael: So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.

Jim: That doesn't exist anymore. 

Michael: Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.

Pam: No, they stopped making that show.

Michael: Well, then, they need our money more than ever. 

Angela: You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.

Creed: There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them. 

Kevin: Something with animals. Or people.

Kelly: Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.

Angela: We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?

Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...

Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?

Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. 

Jim: I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan. 

Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. 

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael: What?

Phyllis: Afghani. 

Michael: That's a dog. 

Pam: No, that's Afghan. 

Michael: That's a shawl. 

Dwight: Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael: No. Humans with AIDS.

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim: Guys, the Afghanistananies.

Michael: Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. 

Michael: There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams. 

Jim: What are you doing?

Pam: Oh, nothing. 

Jim: "Till Death Do Us Rock."

Pam: They're wedding bands.

Jim: Oh. 

Pam: Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.

Jim: Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams. 

Pam: There's a KISS cover band in here. 

Jim: Let's do it.